This is my neighbor's answer when confronted with the question, "What do I do now that our mail carrier left that annoying note telling me my mailbox was too low?"
Apparently though, I've missed a memo, because the guy across the street just did this recently:
He has 4 planks of wood! Not just three. He wins!
Then the other day I noticed that someone a few blocks over has topped them both:
Six!!! and he painted them green to match. He gets extra points for that and recieves the I Don't Have a Shovel Award.