Oh my cod! I'll try not to carp on this, but I can't kelp it.
I've haddock up to here with these homemade spray-painted, plywood mailboxes, it just pollacks finesse.
I sea your dilemma, a mailbox just isn't an attractive thing. But I'm urchin you, no matter what your neighbor does, just let it be what it is, you know what I marine?