Friday, June 1, 2007

What's this Halibut?

Oh my cod! I'll try not to carp on this, but I can't kelp it.

I've haddock up to here with these homemade spray-painted, plywood mailboxes, it just pollacks finesse.

I sea your dilemma, a mailbox just isn't an attractive thing. But I'm urchin you, no matter what your neighbor does, just let it be what it is, you know what I marine?

4 comments:

John said...

Oh, but this *pales* in comparison to the tacky fiberglass largemouth bass mailbox that used to "grace" a home down the road from me. Thankfully, it's gone. But I never took a picture to document its existence...

John said...

Thank FSM for Google image search:
Here's one.

Linda F. said...

Oh I saw 2 of those, but in red, on the same block, I was planning on posting it as soon as I could think of some new puns ;)

Erika Desmond said...

Oh dear. That was punny. I mean that wasn't punny. I mean....you know what I mean. The mailbox didn't deserve that magnitude of snarkage.